George Carlin, Lenny Bruce & The Unspeakable Seven Dirty Words of Cloud Security
- Cover of George Carlin
I have an upcoming cloud security presentation in which I map George Carlin’s “Seven Dirty Words” to Cloud Security challenges. This shall accompany my presentation at the Cloud Security Alliance Summit at the RSA Conference titled: Commode Computing: Relevant Advances In Toiletry – From Squat Pots to Cloud Bots – Waste Management Through Security Automation”
I’ll leave it as an exercise for the reader to relate my 7 dirty words to George’s originals:
ScalabilityPortabilityFungibilityComplianceCostManageabilityTrust
Of course I could have modeled the talk after Lenny Bruce’s original nine dirty words that spawned George’s, but seven of nine appealed to the geek in me.
/Hoff
P.S. George looks remarkably like Vint Cerf in that picture above…uncanny.
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Holy Crap – you even matched the first letters. Impressive!